Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. (1 Peter 3:15b)
Five parts Rican, Four parts Irish and one part who knows what, yet somehow: ALL-AMERICAN!
17 March 2009
St. Patty's Day
“An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth” - Old Irish Toast
Recently an argument between the ambassadors from Ireland and France broke out. The Frenchman said said they'd settle it on the battle field and he'd show up w/ 2000 Frenchmen. the Irishman responded that he's be there w/ 200 of his fellow countrymen.
Upping the ante the Frenchie said he's bring an additional 10,000, making it 12,000 ttl troops. Not diswaded the Irishman said he'd dig up an additional 200 troops.
Finally, the french ambassador said he'd bring 200,000 men to settle the dispute once and for all.
The Irish delegate said that combat w/ the French was now impossible, and he's be a no show.
The Frenchman now accused the Irish of cowardice.
The Irishman said. "That's not it at all. Ya see, Ireland's a wee small country and we've no place to keep 200,000 prisoners."
Congrats on your new dog, Jenny, Nestor! Tell us about her! Ya know, her likes and dislikes, favorite books, etc. (Or just what kinda dog she is and if she's potty trained yet.)
I'm not really sure what kind of dog she is. She's a really friendly dog. She won't make much of a guard dog, that's for sure. I think Buddy, the dog who pees on himself, is scarier than she is. She needs to learn our rules, but she's really good. The puppy in her is starting to come out though. She's 1 1/2, so technically she's a puppy. Buddy's 5 so he's getting pretty laid back. They both like to play though. I'm kind of hoping she'll get him to go into the water. Buddy's such a punk when it comes to water.
8 comments:
Oh aye, dat twas a big day for ye!
Erin Go Braugh!
Recently an argument between the ambassadors from Ireland and France broke out. The Frenchman said said they'd settle it on the battle field and he'd show up w/ 2000 Frenchmen. the Irishman responded that he's be there w/ 200 of his fellow countrymen.
Upping the ante the Frenchie said he's bring an additional 10,000, making it 12,000 ttl troops. Not diswaded the Irishman said he'd dig up an additional 200 troops.
Finally, the french ambassador said he'd bring 200,000 men to settle the dispute once and for all.
The Irish delegate said that combat w/ the French was now impossible, and he's be a no show.
The Frenchman now accused the Irish of cowardice.
The Irishman said. "That's not it at all. Ya see, Ireland's a wee small country and we've no place to keep 200,000 prisoners."
I had really high hopes for this one.
That's a great joke. Linda, were you disappointed. I think it's hilarious.
Maybe it was the delivery.
Ha! Just kidding.
Congrats on your new dog, Jenny, Nestor! Tell us about her! Ya know, her likes and dislikes, favorite books, etc. (Or just what kinda dog she is and if she's potty trained yet.)
I'm not really sure what kind of dog she is. She's a really friendly dog. She won't make much of a guard dog, that's for sure. I think Buddy, the dog who pees on himself, is scarier than she is. She needs to learn our rules, but she's really good. The puppy in her is starting to come out though. She's 1 1/2, so technically she's a puppy. Buddy's 5 so he's getting pretty laid back. They both like to play though. I'm kind of hoping she'll get him to go into the water. Buddy's such a punk when it comes to water.
Get that punk into the water. ;)
Sounds exciting! May I suggest a post with a couple of pictures?
What? It's just a suggestion!
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